Tuesday, 9 November 2010

Aw, Hell.

Spurred on by my curiosity, after reading that Jonathan Jarrett was going to the seventh level of Hell, I decided to check out where I'd be going.

Looks like for me the elevator's going to ding at the second floor: "Desire, Raging Winds, and Helen of Troy".

If only I could cut down on my lust, I'd make it up to Limbo with the virtuous non-believers. Tricky.

The Second Level of Hell

You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
LevelScore
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Moderate
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)High
Level 2 (Lustful)High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)Very Low
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Very Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very Low
Level 7 (Violent)Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Low

Take the Dante's Inferno Test

2 comments:

  1. Good times!

    The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!

    Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
    Level | Score
    Purgatory | Very Low
    Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
    Level 2 | High
    Level 3 | Low
    Level 4 | Low
    Level 5 | High
    Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
    Level 7 | Moderate
    Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
    Level 9 - Cocytus | High

    Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html
    Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

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  2. Vellum, you are clearly too good for this world, without yet being good enough for the next >:-)

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