Thursday, 27 May 2010

Advice

No one ever wakes up in the morning thinking, you know what I'll do today? I'll sit scrunched up on the floor of a rental truck balancing a $10,000 painting by an important 19th century artist on my knees and hope we don't crash or get arrested. Or, at least, I don't; maybe you do. But if you perhaps had been considering it, let me advise you: DO NOT.

Some days, I have the strangest job.

Back to work.

1 comment:

tenthmedieval said...

Museum work is the best for surrealism. The last few days, for example, have seen me earnestly applying the maxim "in most cases it will be best to keep the elephant upright", though paradoxically, it sounds as if you're in more actual danger. Er, good luck with that.